Extreme Alex Gagging
Well, it's been a long, shitty week of cold/flu, work and ebay trauma! I am just glad my new favorite girl Extreme Alex, this pic puking, has her own website. I got a really nast cold/flu that actually started last Thurday and is finally going away now (a week and a half later). I was in bed a couple of those days wishing I could die or drill a hole in my head to let the massive amounts of compressed snot out! So, that wasn't fun. Almost as bad as the other slut in this Extreme Alex movie!
A couple of weeks ago, I bought a router off ebay. It was a good price and I couldn't let it go...so I snagged it. This was on a Monday. I paid for it within minutes of the auction ending and waited to hear from the seller...and waited and waited. Finally I cut him an email saying "hey asshat, what's up?" He finally replied and got around to shipping router that following Monday. So let's see, I pay 10 minutes after the auction and he ships it a week later. So that was strike 1. Next I spend two weeks waiting for delivery. He sent it through the regular mail even though he charged me a Fed-Ex 3 day like amount for shipping. That was Strike 2. Finally, yesterday I get the freakin' router in the mail. I'm all excited and tear it open. The router looks like it's in good shape. As I was taking it out of the bubble wrap, I notice a small, dead, roach-like bug. I pay no attention to it and remove the router from it's packaging. As I turn it over 3-4 dead bugs fall out of the ROUTER!!!! UGH! I was like what the fuck?!? I take it to the kitchen and pop it's case open over the sink...20 or more dead bugs fall out of the fuckin' router into the sink!! As I get the shell all the way off, I find the inside is coated with bug poop or eggs...whatever it is bugs leave all over when they've been living somewhere. I'm now thoroughly freaked out. I completely disassemble the router, removing the main board and all only to discover these little bastards were everywhere! Now they are all dead, so that is good, but there must have been in excess of 60 dead bugs in a router that is not all that big. Some of these critters were sizeable too!
After spending an hour or so cleaning up everything and reassembling it I was happy to find that everything was in working order. Which basically leaves me to deal with the filthy asshole I bought it from. As far as I'm concerned he's going to get negative feedback at the least and possibly reported to ebay for what I deem as creating a "health hazard" by shipping me his filth! I have waited to provide feedback...the guy is a power seller with nearly perfect feedback, so I'm going to wait until he responds to me email demanding compensation for his gross shit!!! UGH! Everyone I've told this story to has had the Heebie Jeebies and immediately started itching and scratching! Ha!
I guess we'll call this Asshat of the Week since I missed that while I was sick too!
Any, Slob is back in the saddle and I'm riding high baby!! See ya soon!
A couple of weeks ago, I bought a router off ebay. It was a good price and I couldn't let it go...so I snagged it. This was on a Monday. I paid for it within minutes of the auction ending and waited to hear from the seller...and waited and waited. Finally I cut him an email saying "hey asshat, what's up?" He finally replied and got around to shipping router that following Monday. So let's see, I pay 10 minutes after the auction and he ships it a week later. So that was strike 1. Next I spend two weeks waiting for delivery. He sent it through the regular mail even though he charged me a Fed-Ex 3 day like amount for shipping. That was Strike 2. Finally, yesterday I get the freakin' router in the mail. I'm all excited and tear it open. The router looks like it's in good shape. As I was taking it out of the bubble wrap, I notice a small, dead, roach-like bug. I pay no attention to it and remove the router from it's packaging. As I turn it over 3-4 dead bugs fall out of the ROUTER!!!! UGH! I was like what the fuck?!? I take it to the kitchen and pop it's case open over the sink...20 or more dead bugs fall out of the fuckin' router into the sink!! As I get the shell all the way off, I find the inside is coated with bug poop or eggs...whatever it is bugs leave all over when they've been living somewhere. I'm now thoroughly freaked out. I completely disassemble the router, removing the main board and all only to discover these little bastards were everywhere! Now they are all dead, so that is good, but there must have been in excess of 60 dead bugs in a router that is not all that big. Some of these critters were sizeable too!
After spending an hour or so cleaning up everything and reassembling it I was happy to find that everything was in working order. Which basically leaves me to deal with the filthy asshole I bought it from. As far as I'm concerned he's going to get negative feedback at the least and possibly reported to ebay for what I deem as creating a "health hazard" by shipping me his filth! I have waited to provide feedback...the guy is a power seller with nearly perfect feedback, so I'm going to wait until he responds to me email demanding compensation for his gross shit!!! UGH! Everyone I've told this story to has had the Heebie Jeebies and immediately started itching and scratching! Ha!
I guess we'll call this Asshat of the Week since I missed that while I was sick too!
Any, Slob is back in the saddle and I'm riding high baby!! See ya soon!
posted by Prince of the Rodeo at 9:18 PM
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